HERE A PIC, THERE A PIC, EVERYWHERE A DICK PIC. I’ve started dating, oh joy! I have joined Ok cupid, a free online dating site. I have never been on a dating website, there was never a need. I’m ready, I say to myself. I’m not ready, I say even louder. I ask my therapist […]
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Never. Gonna. Happen.
At the point in my short-lived dating life I have given up. That’s O.K. I am finally good with being alone. So the next date I have I make an agreement with myself that I don’t really care if he likes me. In fact I’m going to be the most outlandish me I can be. […]
Oh Donovan, say it ain’t so.
I have meet the man I am going to marry. O.K. well I haven’t actually met him yet but I am going to marry him nonetheless. We have been talking on the phone for two months and I haven’t meet him yet? He calls me every few days and we text all the time or […]
Oh Donovan, say it ain't so.
I have meet the man I am going to marry. O.K. well I haven’t actually met him yet but I am going to marry him nonetheless. We have been talking on the phone for two months and I haven’t meet him yet? He calls me every few days and we text all the time or […]
Linda, Glasses, the Dealer and Rhino
Linda, Glasses, the Dealer and Rhino ALRIGHT! That is it. I am dating, no more fucking around. I will have a first date after death. But what is a date? Coffee? Drinks? Do people still go to a full blown dinner? Is a dinner too much to ask? Who pays for said dinner? If I […]
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