Linda, Glasses, the Dealer and Rhino ALRIGHT! That is it. I am dating, no more fucking around. I will have a first date after death. But what is a date? Coffee? Drinks? Do people still go to a full blown dinner? Is a dinner too much to ask? Who pays for said dinner? If I […]
My sister in law called me bitter. To be more precise, she called this blog right here bitter. I have been called so many adjectives since I started writing this blog. Hell, I have been called a myriad of adjectives my whole life, but none so much as when I started writing this blog. Peter’s […]
Today is Christmas and I am in Puerto Vallarta. Twenty-one years ago, in this very spot, I was planning how to be a married lady. I was really only a girl but I was damn sure going to be a captivating wife. I was on my honeymoon. Today as I stated earlier is Christmas, why […]
What are you working on? I am working on this blog as well as a screenplay loosely based on my life. How does your work differ from others in its genre? Well, I have never read a blog about losing a spouse that is based in anything but faith. Faith that you will survive, faith […]
Streams of consciousness are interesting. I am sitting up in bed and as usual I can’t sleep. No one is texting me (which sucks and means in my mind that no one loves me anymore) and I have some sort of undefined ache. I turn on the T.V. hoping that something wonderful and miraculous is […]
Thanksgiving sucks. I have always hated it. When I was a child I would always ask my mom a week before thanksgiving, “aren’t the holidays when everybody kills themselves?” My mother would inevitably look down at me and remind me that it’s fun. My mother’s devotion to fun was unnerving, especially during the holidays. So […]
And so it begins… I am looking at this penis on my phone and I want to laugh and cry simultaneously. I am completely shocked, amazed and perplexed at the same time. Should I make fun of the size of his dick? Should I tell him he’s an idiot? Or maybe I’ll text him that […]
I’ve started dating, oh joy! I have joined Ok cupid, a free online dating site. I have never been on a dating website, there was never a need. I’m ready, I say to myself. I’m not ready, I say even louder. I ask my therapist if I am too fucked up to be in a […]
You know when you’re on a walk and you step in gum? First, you silently curse the person that so carelessly dumped the gooey wad, then you try and remove the sole perpetrator by dragging your foot along the ground as if your foot is made of lead. Finally you surrender to the fact that […]
You know when you’re on a walk and you step in gum? First, you silently curse the person that so carelessly dumped the gooey wad, then you try and remove the sole perpetrator by dragging your foot along the ground as if your foot is made of lead. Finally you surrender to the fact that […]
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